Rachel Maddow Released Trump’s Tax Returns Because God Is Real & Loves America

Every day really is the Fourth of July in Trump’s America. Every day I ask myself how much I can love 45 and every day he finds yet another way to prove to me that the limit does not exist.

Yesterday, Rachel Maddow could barely contain her excitement. She announced to Twitter at 4:36 PM EST that she had obtained Trump’s tax returns and would be discussing them later on her show.

Let’s pause – look at how much traction her tweet gained. Thousands upon thousands of liberals and RINOs everywhere were on the verge of orgasm. After 4 months of screaming like wild animals in the street and holding posters, they had finally done it. Trump was going to be impeached because of a tax return revealing Russian connections and puppy murders.

BREAKING: We’ve got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET. MSNBC.


@maddow Whoaaa Stop now Maddow. My penis can only get so hard, lady. (Please be true… please be true).

BREAKING: We’ve got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET. MSNBC.


BREAKING: We’ve got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET. MSNBC.


BREAKING: We’ve got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET. MSNBC.


@maddow the entire world will be watching your show tonight!! We want to know what @realDonaldTrump has been hiding!!!

And those weren’t even the best ones; I was just too lazy to find them!

All of that teasing just to be left with reality’s bluest of balls; as the ever anticipated 1040 that Maddow had obtained revealed that Trump did….

……………………………………wait for it………..

Exactly what he was supposed to do!

Trump paid $38 million of his $150 million in earnings to the IRS; roughly 25% – which is sad when you think about how much of it our government probably wasted, but still hilarious because the collective tin foil hat that the left has been sporting since Election Day 2016 just got a hell of a lot shinier.

I’m no expert in taxes or the laws surrounding them but I’m guessing that the 1040 that Maddow was brandishing was obtained at least somewhat illegally, all for the biggest disappointment liberal America has seen since they called Florida for Trump.

Why did this happen? And what did we do to deserve this? This is possibly the best gift I’ve received since my mom bought me tickets to Ultra.

God America, God bless Trump and God bless the fake news pundits running a free 2020 campaign for him as they continue to embarrass themselves while trying to embarrass him.




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