So last Friday, Ariana Grande released her album and basic America broke. And as much as I would …
I’m oddly passionate about McDonalds, and other businesses that I feel like do an amazing job of being …
I’ve been called a lot of names for supporting the President. Coon, nigger, bitch, fugly, cunt — you …
Yesterday I was in a really weird mood. I had given up on trying to psyche myself into …
So a billion years ago, I decided I wanted to write more about music on my blog because …
Yesterday evening after stripping out of my work clothes and collapsing into bed, I debated whether or not …
I haven’t had anything to say in quite sometime, but if there’s something worth banging out a blog …
It was my junior year of college and I was at one of my two retail jobs at …
I don’t keep up a lot with celebrity gossip, and I’m not invested in any of it. I …
I can’t stand Chrissy Teigen. I don’t hate her, but she is the worst in so many ways. …
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