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Stop Calling Kanye West Mentally Ill Because He Doesn’t Agree With You

October 10, 2018
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I’ve been called a lot of names for supporting the President. Coon, nigger, bitch, fugly, cunt — you …

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Kaepernick, Kavanaugh & How We’ve Lost Our Fucking Minds

September 5, 2018
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A year and some change ago, I wrote a blog post titled “have we lost our minds?” and …

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Put Away Your Tiny Roseanne Violins

May 30, 2018
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Yesterday evening after stripping out of my work clothes and collapsing into bed, I debated whether or not …

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Whether You Love Kanye Or Hate Him You’re Probably Fake

April 26, 2018
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I haven’t had anything to say in quite sometime, but if there’s something worth banging out a blog …

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CPAC Michael Steele Drama: Is Hiring A Black Guy A Mistake?

February 26, 2018
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Update: After discussions with several people I’ve realized that this probably should have been 2-3 separate posts, and …

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So You Want To Get A Job At CPAC

February 21, 2018
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CPAC really is the promiseland. So much free booze, so many cute guys in sportcoats, and so much …

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If Everyone Pro-Trump Is Racist So Is Everyone Pro-Choice

January 24, 2018
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You know what never gets old? Being called racist and/or a victim of internalized racism and/or mentally ill …

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Can We Please Leave These Things In 2017?

December 28, 2017
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Calling people snowflake Remember when we were all like 12 and people would say “you’re salted” as an …

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Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays

December 22, 2017
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My mom always went all out for Christmas, and to this day it’s remained one of my favorite …

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Jemele Hill Reminds Me Why I Hate Everyone

September 14, 2017
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As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Jemele Hill is under fire for a Twitter rant she went …

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Hi! I'm Seijah (s'asia) and I'm a blogger from Boston working in digital politics in NoVa. I hold the radical beliefs that America is the greatest country on earth, Taco Bell is better than Chipotle and you can wear white after labor day & Lilly Pulitzer with chokers.

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  • Still not sure what you’re doing after work today? It’s #nationalmargaritaday and while I’m not usually one for made up Instagram holidays (as if I need anyone telling me to eat a pizza or a donut), after the week I’ve had, I’ll definitely be celebrating — and whether you’re a snobby lobbyist or a hilltern with $27 to your name, I’ve got you covered if you live in or around DC. Link in bio, check it out!
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  • If it’s pink, gold or combines meat and cheese I’m probably about it 🙆🏾‍♀️🎀
  • If I was to try this outfit again I probably wouldn’t go with white booties or navy stockings that look black but you gotta risk it to get the biscuit amirite
  • You know we’re pals bc her outfit didn’t go with the photo aesthetic and I put it up anyway 👯‍♀️
  • A hate crime hoax doesn’t mean that bigotry doesn’t exist or shouldn’t be addressed — but it may mean we’re too determined to prove to ourselves that the world is the way we see it instead of seeing it for what it is. Read the post before getting in your feelings pls & thx link in bio
  • Don’t know if I’m going to stay home and do laundry tonight or black out on U street and that my friends is the magic of adulthood
  • I’d like to take this post v day opportunity formally apologize to everyone not dating me lol better luck next year!!!
  • Single as a Pringle and grateful for friends that tell me my butt looks nice and buy me pizza until a worthy contender volunteers as tribute happy Valentine’s Day nerds!!!!

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