So, I’m pro-life and I’ve always been pro-life. I was a surprise, and a bastard, and I just …
Yesterday, a fire started in the Notre Dame Cathedral, and the world stopped. I won’t pretend that I …
In case you have a life, and unlike me werent half blogging and half staring aimlessly at your …
I don’t know if I believe in “privilege” but I do believe in luck. I’m lucky to have …
Remember that episode of The Office where Robert California was spit balling with Kevin, Stanley, Ryan and a …
I’ve been called a lot of names for supporting the President. Coon, nigger, bitch, fugly, cunt — you …
When I was sexually assaulted I was 15. When I became a conservative I was 20ish. And now …
A year and some change ago, I wrote a blog post titled “have we lost our minds?” and …
I’m a card carrying member of the NRA, and every time some asshole decides to shoot a lot …
When Omarosa was fired in December of last year, I think a part of me automatically knew she …
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