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Please excuse our appearance while under construction. The Pretty Patriot is getting a makeover, but we expect to be up and running by 6/12.

 

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  • In honor of the biggest psychopath I know FINALLY getting Instagram, here’s a gross picture of us hungover at brunch in shep shirts . . . . . . . #walkwithlocals #dcblogger #dmvblogger #prettycity #liveauthentic #adventurethatislife #littlestoriesofmylife #thehappynow #theverydayproject #darlingdaily #squadgoals #unlimited_newyork #newyorknewyork #theeverygirl #livethelittlethings #thatauthenthicfeeling #momentsofmine
  • Float like a butterfly, sting like the first time you saw what you earn vs what you take home every paycheck
  • Kylie Jenner was allowed to pretend her lips were real for like 6 months so can we extend summer for at least 3 more
  • This picture is like 2 months old and it took me that long get to get the faint taste of tequila out of this thermos
  • There is no satisfaction like seeing every single DC food Instagram account I follow post about this place for like 5 months straight and finally getting to try it myself 🤩🙌🏾 .
  • Can the person in charge of my voodoo doll please give me back to the person who was in charge when I was 3 and everything went my way lol
  • More tacos, less talking (forever 21 please don’t bedazzle that on something otherwise cute)
  • If I still have tan lines from this trip I’m still allowed to post pics from it, look it up it’s called the law

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