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[Members Only] What Alex Clark’s Gay Fiance Rumors Taught Me About God

June 23, 2026
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Weeks ago, Alex Clark announced her engagement. I wasn’t acutely aware of her fiance in the way I …

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[Members Only] I’ve Felt This Before & It Didn’t End The Way I Thought It Would

April 28, 2026
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A few months before I turned 30, a close friend at the time kissed me. I don’t think …

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31 Life Lessons From A 31 Year Old That Still Gets Carded

September 8, 2025
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Despite my title, this isn’t about skincare, genetics, or beef tallow. I honestly don’t think there’s anything special …

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What No One Will Admit About Toxic Relationships

August 9, 2018
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Why I’m Happy I’m Single On Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2018
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I’m going to start this off by saying that if you’re in a committed, fulfilling relationship that makes …

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Why You Shouldn’t Settle In Your Career Or Love Life

November 13, 2017
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Why You Think You’re Single vs. Why You’re Actually Single

February 14, 2017
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17 Things to Do On Valentine’s Day Besides Mope About Being Single

February 13, 2017
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Holiday Gift Guide

December 14, 2016
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The Strength In Weakness

December 7, 2016
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