A lot of people derive a strange sense of superiority from shitting on New Years resolutions. I mean …
I’m painfully shy and awkward in most unfamiliar social situations. Even when I gather the metaphorical balls to …
Everywhere you turn on social media — especially during graduation season — there’s someone “excited to announce something.” …
Right now, I’d say my body is “good enough.” I’m not where I want to be, and it’s …
In a sense, blogging is a joke. No one’s OOTD really matters in the grand scheme of things, …
Get a job – this goes without saying, but if I don’t have a job that I actually …
As you may or may not know, I love drinking. Whether it’s making myself a fruity mixed drink, …
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