So, I’m pro-life and I’ve always been pro-life. I was a surprise, and a bastard, and I just …
Yesterday, a fire started in the Notre Dame Cathedral, and the world stopped. I won’t pretend that I …
In my 90 day review at my job, my boss told me that I was on track for …
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In case you have a life, and unlike me werent half blogging and half staring aimlessly at your …
So last Friday, Ariana Grande released her album and basic America broke. And as much as I would …
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I have a lot of regrets about high school and college, but even though I constantly think about …
I’m oddly passionate about McDonalds, and other businesses that I feel like do an amazing job of being …
A lot of people derive a strange sense of superiority from shitting on New Years resolutions. I mean …