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  • 43 days from now, I’ll live walking distance from @shakeshack. Everyone please join me in prayer for both my wallet and my arteries .
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 #foodbeast #eeeeeats #eatfamous #dailyfoodfeed #onthetable #heresmyfood #tastemade #buzzfeast #forkyeah #foodiesofinstagram #instayum #foodgasm #foodography #foodlover #foodielife #eattheworld #foodoftheday #fooddiary #foodaddict #foodpornshare #tablesituation #onmytable #storyofmytable #dmvblogger #burgerporn #burgerlover #shakeshack
  • Trying to get back to Chicago this summer to get the hot dog and pizza I was robbed of last time
  • I’m gonna keep dressing like a west palm beach widow until I actually am one
  • If I go to one of these houses and yell boonk gang I get to keep it right
  • Actual sentence I said to my boss: our new office will be so much better for my Instagram aesthetic
  • Ur donuts make me go nuts 🍩🥜
  • don’t let anyone that doesn’t see a difference between Vera Bradley and Lilly Pulitzer ever tell u 💩
  • honestly with Instagram being down all day is this even worth a witty caption? I’m just trying to stay on top of my theme tbh