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Election Day Playlists

While the Hillary victory playlist was somewhat constructed off of the stages of grief, the Trump victory playlist is basically a drunk 4th of July playlist/any basic drunk Thirsty Thursday. Enjoy.

HILLARY VICTORY PLAYLIST

  1. Tonight I Wanna Cry – Keith Urban
  2. Moonlight Sonata 14 – Beethoven
  3. I Gave You All – Mumford & Sons
  4. Don’t Dream It’s Over – Crowded House
  5. As Much As I Ever Could – City & Colour
  6. All For You – Imagine Dragons
  7. Don’t Matter – Kings of Leon
  8. My Shit’s Fucked Up – Warren Zevon
  9. Say Anything – The Futile
  10. You Got Me – G-Eazy
  11. Heart’s A Mess – Gotye
  12. California Dreamin – Mamas & The Papas
  13. No Role Models – J Cole
  14. Get It Over With – Rihanna
  15. The Sound of Silence – Simon & Garfunkel
  16. Even If It Breaks Your Heart – Eli Young Band
  17. Kerosene – Miranda Lambert

TRUMP VICTORY PLAYLIST

  1. Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue – Toby Keith
  2. You Make My Dreams Come True – Hall & Oates
  3. You’re The Best Around – Joe Esposito
  4. Play Something Country – Brooks & Dunn
  5. Only In America – Brooks & Dunn
  6. Use Somebody – Kings of Leon
  7. Don’t Panic – French Montana
  8. Truffle Butter – Nicki Minaj
  9. Get Busy – Sean Paul
  10. Paradise – Big Sean
  11. Bring It Back – Travis Porter
  12. Blue Hunnids – Kool Jon
  13. All About That Shmoney – Rowdy Rebel
  14. Headsprung – LL Cool J
  15. Broccoli – Big Baby D.R.A.M.
  16. Ay Chico – Pitbull
  17. Say My Name – Destiny’s Child (Stevie G Remix)
  18. Sun Goes Down – David Guetta & Showtek
  19. Shy – The Magician
  20. Intoxicated – Martin Solveig & GTA
  21. Fucking Best Song Ever – Wallpaper

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