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The Problem Too Many Good People Don’t Want to Talk About

July 31, 2020
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One of my preschool teachers was arrested for being a child molester. In college, I came across a …

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The Introvert’s Guide to CPAC

February 20, 2017
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As much as this may surprise some of political friends, I’m quite an introverted person. I’ve worked long …

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11 Tips To Make the Most of CPAC

February 16, 2017
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February 13, 2017
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As usual, I’ve been extremely busy with work, and The Pretty Patriot has suffered as a result. I’m …

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The Media Isn’t Your Mom

December 6, 2016
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The media has continued to implode on itself like a dying star since Trump was elected president in …

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Introducing: The Pretty Patriot 2.0

October 23, 2016
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I Dress Like A Thot But I’m Pro Ayesha Curry

April 4, 2016
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This week I learned that Ayesha Curry would be getting a cooking show, and initially, I didn’t think …

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Everyone’s A Loser Don’t Believe Instagram

March 10, 2016
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College has been weird, but it’s been great. It was undeniably a better experience than high school, and …

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Millennials Choose Cruz and the GOP Should Too

March 6, 2016
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On a frigid Friday afternoon in National Harbor, Maryland, I saw something that gave me hope for America’s …

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I’m Sorry, Mitt

March 1, 2016
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As I’ve confessed time and time again, I wasn’t always the staunch conservative that I am today- and …

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