As you may or may not know, I love drinking. Whether it’s making myself a fruity mixed drink, …
Shea Moisture is a company that has specialized in products catering to black women, and more specifically black …
As corny and delusional as I’m sure I sound, getting fired from my job was one of the …
I was fired. And as you may have guessed, it blows fucking chunks. There was a series of …
Pam Beesly sucked. There, I said it. She had a boring, flat personality that remained constant even after …
I cry at the end of most Pixar movies, and an any video about orphans or abandoned puppies …
“SHE SAID, ‘I’M SO AFRAID.’ AND I SAID, ‘WHY?,’ AND SHE SAID, ‘BECAUSE I’M SO PROFOUNDLY HAPPY, DR. …
You couldn’t write a more cliche character than me in high school. Not only was I was obnoxious, …
After the loosened social standards concerning booze and outdoor brunch, thunderstorms are easily my favorite thing about summer, …
“On the girl’s brown legs there were many small white scars. I was thinking, Do those scars cover …
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