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4 Effortless Darty Looks

Warmer weather has finally and (seemingly) permanently reached the Northeast, so it’s safe to say that darty season is nationally and officially upon us.

There is nothing I love like an opportunity to drink while the sun is still out. The pictures are better, the vibe is amazing and life is just of an all around higher caliber. The drinks are often light and fruity, all while doing their job of getting you nice and tipsy well before noon.

Today is Marathon Monday, the most notorious darty day for college students in and around the city of Boston – and, of course, degenerates like myself that refuse to accept they’ve graduated. But I will be drinking like an adult, at a bar, instead of on a field this year. So to commemorate the beginning of this beautiful season, here are four simple looks that can be pulled off at different day drinks throughout the warmer months.

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  • Me, on vacation that my parents paid for: I’m a boss you a worker bitch I make money moves
  • If you think this outfit would’ve looked better with nude pumps blame my roommate
  • [in the voice of sebastian the crab] undah da tree
  • I too went to a horse race 2 weeks ago
  • im pro life, and I’m conflicted, and I think that’s a good thing. And I think the more questions we ask ourselves and our fellow Americans despite what we believe or what we think we know, the better off we’ll all be. I wrote a blog post for the first time in forever and I hope you’ll read it, even if you hate me after. Link in bio, read before bitching. And I’d also encourage you to go over to @backinfebruary_ to read a unique, refreshing, balanced and most importantly compassionate perspective from a single mother that became pregnant unexpectedly.
  • The dress: $6 
the pizza I ate in it: $14
realizing that if I go on enough weird bumble dates I’ll probably write a book and become exorbitantly wealthy: priceless
  • Counting down the days until no one in the continental US can contact me unless I have WiFi and I’m blacked out on a beach somewhere getting burnt to a crisp in Caribbean sun
  • Remember when our parents told us not to talk to people on the internet and I live with someone I met on FB and I’m going to a wedding for someone I met on insta lol
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