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12 New Years Resolutions Every Politico Should Make

  1. Make a more earnest effort to see things from other perspectives
  2. Remain firm in your convictions while embracing the possibility of being wrong and learning something
  3. Develop interests, skills and hobbies outside of politics
  4. Maintain and pursue relationships with people that are drastically different than you ideologically
  5. Take more time to notice and internalize the everyday beauty of life
  6. Constantly reevaluate and reflect on your attitude, choices and overall character; make sure you’re not becoming the person you swore you never would
  7. Do more for others, and not because you want anything in return.
  8. Accept 2016 as the blessing in disguise it was
  9. Stop conflating your sense of self worth with your LinkedIn profile
  10. Get news from sources you disagree with
  11. Prioritize creating value for other people over creating a name for yourself
  12. Recognize that everyone you meet has something to teach you in one way or another

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