Last week, my grandmother came up for my graduation. Being the silver tongued devil that she is, she had a date, and naturally, I went along to supervise and get free food. I’ve known her date my whole life, and mark my words, I will see to it that they get married before I do. I’ve already confirmed Turks & Caicos with them as a honeymoon location.
I took them to the Lincoln, and they had conversations about “back in the day” when they were afraid to visit that area of Boston and yelled at me for being on my phone. I can already hear wedding bells.