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The Millennial Idiot’s Guide to Cooking

March 27, 2018
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Why I’m Happy I’m Single On Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2018
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Why Drinking When You’re Sad Is Overrated

January 26, 2018
lifestyle motivation

Why I’m Getting Serious About My Health & Trying Paleo

January 23, 2018
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The Young Professional Dilemma of City vs Suburbs

January 22, 2018
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  • Thanks @ my employer for the amazing company outings/events but please stop leaving free Panera and Chick-Fil-A in the kitchen or the next pic I take in this bikini will look like I’m announcing a pregnancy
  • BIG FACTS: you can never have too many button downs or stationary options
  • Your boots were made for walkin, my boots were made for taking pictures because I look like a baby antelope taking my first steps
  • Room by target, body by the Pizza Hut inside of target
  • What a beautiful day to drain some swamp
  • Currently look and smell like a DC hobo so here’s an old semi presentable selfie
  • (DRAMATICC CAPTION NOT REALLY RELATED TO THIS PIC BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT A CLEAVAGE SELFIE WITH A FAKE DEEP QUOTE) . . I’ve been in a pretty bad mood all week and unfortunately can’t blame it on my period, but nothing quite puts anything in perspective like thinking about the fact that a year ago today I was fired — and it ended up being one of the best things that ever happened to me even though at the time I obviously didn’t feel that way, and I didn’t feel that way 4 months later still being rejected by every job after job. . . And looking back, I don’t know why I had such little faith because in so many situations you see the same theme. . . I couldn’t be happier to not have ended up with any of the clowns I made emo away statuses about on AIM in high school or subtweeted in college lol . . Rejection & disappointment — whether from friends, baes, colleges, or employers can destroy us in every sense of the word, but they can also be some of the best opportunities we’ll ever have.
  • I dress like an affluent serial killer named Chip because I’m strategically murdering these fundraising emails my guy

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