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Interracial Couples Costumes (Black Women + White Men)

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It’s October 1st! And you know what that means; I can officially start talking incessantly about Halloween. It may not seem like it, seeing as it’s a whopping 29 days away, but Halloween is right around the corner, and it’s bittersweet as a senior in college. This is one of my favorite times of the year in terms of the college calendar of drunkenness and thottery, but this is my last round. Freshmen, treasure your youth! It flees so quickly. Anyways, I love couples Halloween costumes, and even though I’m single, I thought I might share some of my ideas so that I might be able to live vicariously through someone more blessed in the bae department.

Since most of the guys I end up talking to are white and I am quite obviously on the other end of the ethnic spectrum, I made a list of couples’ costume ideas specifically for black women dating white men, with the most fun outfits bolded and the ones you can be slutty with italicized. You’re welcome.

Lisa Turtle & Screech

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Doug & Patti

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Polar Express

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Susie & Chuckie

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Olivia Pope & Fitz

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Shawn & Angela

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James Bond & Bond Girl (’85)

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Iman & David Bowie

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Liberty & JT from Degrassi

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Beyonce & Austin Powers

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The parents in the Brandy Cinderella movie

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Tyra Banks + The Dad In Life Size

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